Bird Table How do I keep a bird off my porch?

Question by robynsbeauty: How do I keep a bird off my porch?
I have a peewee who is in love with his own reflection in my windows.
He sits on my outdoor table setting and flies at the window. He does this on and off all day.

I cant keep shooing him away as I am not always here.

Im sick of the poo!

Any ideas?

Best answer:

Answer by Miss Danni
if he’s on a table, put something on the table that he doesnt like or smells really bad or something.

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